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« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2012, 11:48:03 AM »
Quote from: Dreampixels on March 27, 2012, 11:36:00 AM
Monica said YES, Bill said NO, me I'm still undecided until I see the movie. Grin

That's a video that would need to be "cropped" perfectly!  Too much I wouldn't want to see.
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Oh, de crab, he taste so fine.
Yuh catch 'um wid a neck an' a line.
Bile de water 'til 'e good 'n hot.
Den eat de crab strait from 'de pot.

Oh, de beer, he taste so chilly.
Drinks it 'til I gets too silly.
Washin' down 'de crab an' butter.
If I doesn't fall down, I'll 'ave anudder.
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« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2012, 11:59:20 AM »
One morning, a husband returns the family boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
 
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
 
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?").
 
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
 
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."
 
"Yes, but I see you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
 
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
 
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
 
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
 
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
 
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.
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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2012, 12:01:28 PM »
Good one... appreciate the laugh on a tuesday afternoon.......  laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2012, 12:06:40 PM »
You guys are really getting me excited!!!  Trying to talk to ol' man in to getting that boat ready now, still have chicken necks left over from last year (no thank to the hurrican and tropical storm!)  I was ready to buy crabs the other day because I just can't take it any more!
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« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2012, 01:45:33 PM »
And an early end to the season to boot.  laugh
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« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2012, 05:59:00 PM »
Quote from: Seaweed on March 27, 2012, 10:16:16 AM
The difference is that they throw the fish back.

If you're catching 2 bushels of crabs pre-season, are you throwing them back?  Just by the fact that you said you caught 2 bushels means you measured them by keeping them in 2 baskets, unless you're really good at estimating.

Do what you want, but good luck getting out of a DNR ticket by giving the officer a BS line like "I'm feeding the crabs"

they cant do a thing if there are no crabs in possession  Wink just sayin
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« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2012, 06:01:49 PM »
Quote from: mdjohn on March 25, 2012, 04:33:54 PM
Hmmm - no net, no basket, no tongs, none in possesion  ---   IMHO you are not crabbing

you are feeding the crabs and checking out your spot. No law against that

I go the day before deer season, look for marks and check out my spot, but I'm not hunting

you wait until the day before to scout?
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« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2012, 07:42:29 PM »
Quote from: flounderpounder on March 27, 2012, 06:01:49 PM
you wait until the day before to scout?

just one last time

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« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2012, 11:16:24 AM »
Quote from: flounderpounder on March 27, 2012, 05:59:00 PM
they cant do a thing if there are no crabs in possession  Wink just sayin

I'm pretty sure that if you have gear in the water out of season (and yes handlines are crabbing gear) you're gonna get a ticket.
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« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2012, 12:18:26 PM »
Quote from: Crabslayer on March 28, 2012, 11:16:24 AM
I'm pretty sure that if you have gear in the water out of season (and yes handlines are crabbing gear) you're gonna get a ticket.
I think you are right crabslayer!  Same as setting gear before a half an hour before sun-up, you will get a ticket for attempting to catch crabs or crabbing before the legal time.  I know this first hand! Cry
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« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2012, 12:20:28 PM »
Quote from: crabman1969 on March 28, 2012, 12:18:26 PM
I think you are right crabslayer!  Same as setting gear before a half an hour before sun-up, you will get a ticket for attempting to catch crabs or crabbing before the legal time.  I know this first hand! Cry

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« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2012, 12:31:10 PM »
Quote from: Dreampixels on March 28, 2012, 12:20:28 PM
Honest you is Grin
And 125.00 dollars poorer!
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« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2012, 12:37:46 PM »
Two crabs were sunbathing on the beach.
The girl crab suggested that the boy crab go get them an ice cream cone.

Having purchased two cones, Mr Crab made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream. By the time he had finished the ice cream, he realized that his girlfriend's had started to melt all down his claw, so he licked it up and ended up eating it too.

When he arrived back at the beach Ms Crab exclaimed "Where's my ice cream cone?

"Well", he said. "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."

She was incensed and cried "You shellfish bastard!!"
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« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2012, 12:39:36 PM »
Quote from: crabman1969 on March 28, 2012, 12:31:10 PM
And 125.00 dollars poorer!


Let he with out error cast the first stone Grin
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« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2012, 12:40:44 PM »
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« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2012, 12:43:32 PM »


Soggy ya need to sit down with woogie and talk........... laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2012, 02:02:46 PM »
So that's where the commercials learned how to crab before daylight....it's all coming together now...... laugh
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« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2012, 02:36:38 PM »
Quote from: KI Crabber on March 28, 2012, 02:02:46 PM
So that's where the commercials learned how to crab before daylight....it's all coming together now...... laugh
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« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2012, 10:46:14 AM »
Quote from: Dreampixels on March 28, 2012, 12:43:32 PM

Soggy ya need to sit down with woogie and talk........... laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

He's to fat & still sttin on the bench.  Pages of his mag. are stickin to-geter, but I did find this http://woogie.net/

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« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2012, 11:09:44 AM »
Quote from: soggybottomboyz on March 29, 2012, 10:46:14 AM
He's to fat & still sttin on the bench.  Pages of his mag. are stickin to-geter, but I did find this http://woogie.net/

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« Reply #45 on: March 30, 2012, 06:15:41 AM »
Two days to till crabbin' time.   Just wanted to thank all who posted in this thread for the entertainment.  Think I'll get some ice cream.

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