Deer stand, southern engineering

SHELLFISH · May 14, 2006, 09:06:27 AM

A novel approach!

crabologist · May 14, 2006, 09:23:14 AM

Hey Jim , that there is a multi-purpose tool !!

captaincrab55 · May 14, 2006, 09:24:38 AM

Quote from: bogman102 on May 14, 2006, 09:06:27 AM
A novel approach!

Bog,

Did KC take up Hunting?....

crabbygramps · May 14, 2006, 10:58:36 AM

Multi purpose tool for multi tasking... 8

Keeping up withe times I say..

Have had the terrible experience of being high up on stand when mother nature beckoned

Do not want to finish the story....

CrabDog · May 16, 2006, 10:56:40 AM

Quote from: bogman102 on May 14, 2006, 09:06:27 AM
A novel approach!

Bog,

you weren't down my farm when you took this pic where you.? Acually that work well for me as I am usually doing that when the deer walk by..

....Crabdog

CRABGUY · May 16, 2006, 01:55:47 PM

MURPHYS LAW#8
IF ITS STUPID AND IT WORK'S IT AINT STUPID
I CAN TAKE YOU TO 3 JUST LIKE IT

Crab Shack · May 16, 2006, 05:06:15 PM

I like this deerstand:

CRABGUY · May 17, 2006, 07:14:20 AM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 16, 2006, 05:06:15 PM
I like this deerstand:

WELL I SEE THERES AN EXCEPTION TO MURPHY'S LAW #8
THATS JUST STUPID

CrabDog · May 17, 2006, 10:28:14 AM

Quote from: CRABGUY on May 17, 2006, 07:14:20 AM
WELL I SEE THERES AN EXCEPTION TO MURPHY'S LAW #8
THATS JUST STUPID

Man Down..........

Crabguy that there was pretty funny...I didn't know the King deer hunted.. I guess there is alot of crazy stupid deer in Philly and you need something like that to trick em into getting close.. especially the big bucks with that crazy art work on the side. the King needs to hide better though.

......Cdog

Crab Shack · May 17, 2006, 11:26:15 AM

Quote from: CrabDog on May 17, 2006, 10:28:14 AM
Man Down..........

Crabguy that there was pretty funny...I didn't know the King deer hunted.. I guess there is alot of crazy stupid deer in Philly and you need something like that to trick em into getting close.. especially the big bucks with that crazy art work on the side. the King needs to hide better though.

......Cdog

Ya see, what ya do is hide out in this deerstand on 9th st. eating a steak from Pat's or Geno's, and a deer with attitude will eventually wonder by. That's when the King sticks his head out and the sunlight reflecting off his head momentarily blinds the deer, rendering him unconsious. When the deer comes to, it see's the bikini clad surfette and thinks he's in wildwood at the beach. The deer then proceeds toward what it thinks is the ocean, but is really the side of the deer stand. Then, when the deer gets close enough , you pop out and surprise it and if it doesn't die shock, you shoot the deer. It's really very simple..

CRABGUY · May 17, 2006, 11:33:50 AM

YEP THAT SOUNDS LIKE YANKEE DEER HUNTING

CRABGUY · May 17, 2006, 11:34:42 AM

AND WHEN THE COPS SHOW UP YOU CAN YELL

"HE PULLED A KNIFE ON ME"

Crab Shack · May 17, 2006, 11:41:10 AM

Quote from: CRABGUY on May 17, 2006, 11:34:42 AM
AND WHEN THE COPS SHOW UP YOU CAN YELL

"HE PULLED A KNIFE ON ME"

What d'ya mean when the cops show up, there isn't a dunkin donuts on that part of 9th street!!!

Crab Shack · May 17, 2006, 11:53:33 AM

Quote from: CRABGUY on May 17, 2006, 11:33:50 AM
YEP THAT SOUNDS LIKE YANKEE DEER HUNTING

Dear Johnny Reb:

We didn't win the war by doing things wrong

CrabDog · May 17, 2006, 12:45:22 PM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 17, 2006, 11:53:33 AM

Dear Johnny Reb:

We didn't win the war by doing things wrong

It is not a matter of winning or losing, but rather how one plays the game.. in this case a war.....Lee didn't surrender, Grant stole his sword and Lee was too much a gentleman to ask for it back... Yeeehaww.....! ( that was rebel yell )

........Crabdog northern Patrol commander. ....

CrabDog · May 17, 2006, 12:47:09 PM

Quote from: CRABGUY on May 17, 2006, 11:33:50 AM
YEP THAT SOUNDS LIKE YANKEE DEER HUNTING

Yep right on brother.. BTW. Why do you always type in caps. It is bad manners.. it means you are yelling. But maybe you are yelling...or are too lazy to shift... I am sure you have heard this before , but wanted to rub it in again...

......Cdog

Crab Shack · May 17, 2006, 01:33:22 PM

Quote from: CrabDog on May 17, 2006, 12:45:22 PM
It is not a matter of winning or losing, but rather how one plays the game.. in this case a war.....Lee didn't surrender, Grant stole his sword and Lee was too much a gentleman to ask for it back... Yeeehaww.....! ( that was rebel yell )

........Crabdog northern Patrol commander. ....

Yeah, southerners are like the french, it just takes em a little longer to surrender...

crab24 · May 17, 2006, 03:40:35 PM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 17, 2006, 11:26:15 AM

Ya see, what ya do is hide out in this deerstand on 9th st. eating a steak from Pat's or Geno's, and a deer with attitude will eventually wonder by. That's when the King sticks his head out and the sunlight reflecting off his head momentarily blinds

the deer, rendering him unconsious. When the deer comes to, it see's the bikini clad surfette and thinks he's in wildwood at the beach. The deer then proceeds toward what it thinks is the ocean, but is really the side of the deer stand. Then, when the deer gets close enough , you pop out and surprise it and if it doesn't die shock, you shoot the deer. It's really very simple..

white tail deer

R D · May 18, 2006, 12:48:10 AM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 17, 2006, 11:53:33 AM

Dear Johnny Reb:

We didn't win the war by doing things wrong

Who said the War was over, i'm stockpileing ammo for round 2, but if we win we would still give back NJ to you for punishment

Crab Shack · May 18, 2006, 12:58:57 AM

Quote from: R D on May 18, 2006, 12:48:10 AM
Who said the War was over, i'm stockpileing ammo for round 2, but if we win we would still give back NJ to you for punishment

The opperative word here is "IF". The odds are not in your favor.