Deer stand, southern engineering

Crab Shack · May 18, 2006, 01:03:20 AM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 18, 2006, 12:58:57 AM

The operative word here is "IF". The odds are not in your favor.

Besides, no one really thinks of Florida as being a "southern" state, [Sam Hill], most of the population is from New York or Cuba....

[Sam Hill] it's more like a third world country and a northern city by the ocean.... rolled into one...

kingcrabber · May 18, 2006, 07:08:05 AM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 17, 2006, 11:26:15 AM

Ya see, what ya do is hide out in this deerstand on 9th st. eating a steak from Pat's or Geno's, and a deer with attitude will eventually wonder by. That's when the King sticks his head out and the sunlight reflecting off his head momentarily blinds the deer, rendering him unconsious. When the deer comes to, it see's the bikini clad surfette and thinks he's in wildwood at the beach. The deer then proceeds toward what it thinks is the ocean, but is really the side of the deer stand. Then, when the deer gets close enough , you pop out and surprise it and if it doesn't die shock, you shoot the deer. It's really very simple..

Some Pinhead is an idiot round here

and it aint me

and as far as simple is concerned,da King thinks Crabshanker wrote da book

long green crabber · May 18, 2006, 07:10:13 AM

cubans,retirees, gays.' not that i have anything against any of them'

lgc

R D · May 18, 2006, 08:34:50 AM

I live in the State of N. Fla. surrounded by Fla. Crackers,good ole boys,Rednecks, and Southern Belles,Tallahassee was the only Capital not to fall,a bunch of old men and school children kicked that a$$back in to the swamps where Fluffy's ancesters chewed on them a while.....it was easy while they were waiting in line at the tree stand,shoot once and get 5 or 6 and the rest would just move up in line

CrabDog · May 18, 2006, 09:05:05 AM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 17, 2006, 01:33:22 PM

Yeah, southerners are like the french, it just takes em a little longer to surrender...

That is a low blow comparing us to the weasely french. Please.....

Them's fighting words brother....

.......Crabdog

CRABGUY · May 18, 2006, 09:06:12 AM

Quote from: CrabDog on May 17, 2006, 12:47:09 PM
Yep right on brother.. BTW. Why do you always type in caps. It is bad manners.. it means you are yelling. But maybe you are yelling...or are too lazy to shift... I am sure you have heard this before , but wanted to rub it in again...

......Cdog

I ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL
QUICK STORY, HAD A KEYBOARD ONCE , THE CAPS LOCK WAS STUCK
BOUGHT A NEW ONE AFTER A YEAR OR SO
JUST WAS NOT THE SAME TYPING IN MIXED CASE
SO NOW ITS A HABIT
IS THERE A 12 STEP PROGRAM FOR THIS ?

CRABGUY · May 18, 2006, 09:07:24 AM

OH YEA, NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER
HOO YA

CrabDog · May 18, 2006, 09:08:32 AM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 18, 2006, 01:03:20 AM
Besides, no one really thinks of Florida as being a "southern" state, [Sam Hill], most of the population is from New York or Cuba.... [Sam Hill] it's more like a third world country and a northern city by the ocean.... rolled into one...

You have the impression Fla is like Miami all over when in fact the rest of Fla especially Northern Fla is like GA and the Carolinas and The gulf coast states like Alabama, and Mississippi. M<ajor redneck good ole boys. Gator wrestling starts at age 5 for most of em.

Besides those cubans are tough too. I guess you never saw Scareface..!

You need to get out Jersey a little more.

......Cdog

R D · May 18, 2006, 09:10:31 AM

Quote from: long green crabber on May 18, 2006, 07:10:13 AM
cubans,retirees, gays.' not that i have anything against any of them' lgc

Seems to me John Rocker said the same thing about riding the subway in NYC

kingcrabber · May 18, 2006, 09:12:43 AM

Quote from: CRABGUY on May 18, 2006, 09:06:12 AM
I ALWAYS HAVE AND ALWAYS WILL
QUICK STORY, HAD A KEYBOARD ONCE , THE CAPS LOCK WAS STUCK
BOUGHT A NEW ONE AFTER A YEAR OR SO
JUST WAS NOT THE SAME TYPING IN MIXED CASE
SO NOW ITS A HABIT
IS THERE A 12 STEP PROGRAM FOR THIS ?

Yea..come to Philly and jump off the walt Whitman bridge

CRABGUY · May 18, 2006, 09:16:20 AM

Quote from: kingcrabber on May 18, 2006, 09:12:43 AM
Yea..come to Philly and jump off the walt Whitman bridge

IFN I AINT THERE IN A MINUTE YOU GO ON AHEAD AND JUMP WITHOUT ME

R D · May 18, 2006, 09:18:39 AM

Quote from: CRABGUY on May 18, 2006, 09:16:20 AM
IFN I AINT THERE IN A MINUTE YOU GO ON AHEAD AND JUMP WITHOUT ME

;DBY KC now who gets his 2 crab quota for this yr

Crab Shack · May 18, 2006, 10:36:05 AM

Quote from: CrabDog on May 18, 2006, 09:05:05 AM
That is a low blow comparing us to the weasely french. Please.....

Them's fighting words brother....

.......Crabdog

I don't think the south wants to get into another fight, remember the outcome of the last one ....

Crab Shack · May 18, 2006, 10:38:40 AM

Quote from: CrabDog on May 18, 2006, 09:08:32 AM
You have the impression Fla is like Miami all over when in fact the rest of Fla especially Northern Fla is like GA and the Carolinas and The gulf coast states like Alabama, and Mississippi. M<ajor redneck good ole boys. Gator wrestling starts at age 5 for most of em. Besides those cubans are tough too. I guess you never saw Scareface..!
You need to get out Jersey a little more.

......Cdog

Just so you know, I've traveled to and seen more places then you've read about in your picture books....that's assuming you can read....

And no, I don't have the impression that people from Florida are like the Bundy family in Married With Children....they are more like the Ted Bundy family.....

And why weren't the perverts down there arrested, dangling their chads all over the place?

The votes got all screwed up cause the people at the voting places left early so they wouldn't miss the early bird special at Denny's.

CrabDog · May 18, 2006, 12:57:42 PM

Crabshack,

Man now you don't want the dog to get mean do ya...

I probably have forgotten more than you'll ever know.

Maybe the alcohol has been causing the memory lapse though .... How is the cowbell lesson's coming. looks pretty difficult..

BTW.... I am a big civil war buff and did you know that during the start of the civil war, new jersey had over 3,000 slave in the southern part of the state. Yet they claimed to be yankees. See Southern Jersey is very much like Delaware and MD eastern shore. So at heart we REALLY know you are one of us. You just haven't come out of the yankee closet yet....?

..................Crabdog

Crab Shack · May 18, 2006, 01:20:50 PM

CrabDog,

Hope you realize that the things you've forgotten, no one wants to know in the first place....

You get indoor plumbing down there yet?

Seaweed · May 18, 2006, 01:22:01 PM

At least we're capable of pumping our own gas. And we never thought mullets were cool

Domino · May 18, 2006, 01:30:42 PM

Quote from: Seaweed on May 18, 2006, 01:22:01 PM
At least we're capable of pumping our own gas. And we never thought mullets were cool

And we're capable of turning left.

CrabDog · May 18, 2006, 01:32:41 PM

Quote from: CrabShack on May 18, 2006, 01:20:50 PM
CrabDog,

Hope you realize that the things you've forgotten, no one wants to know in the first place....
You get indoor plumbing down there yet?

Very Funny Sack.. I mean shack.

That looks like a northerner outhouse. I remember taking many a dump in them on our foraging missions in the north. That isn't your front yard is it..?

It does look well built.. I would bet an amish guy made that one.

..........Crabdog Northerner rebel border commander.

Seaweed · May 18, 2006, 01:49:53 PM

Quote from: CrabDog on May 18, 2006, 01:32:41 PM
Very Funny Sack.. I mean shack.

That looks like a northerner outhouse. I remember taking many a dump in them on our foraging missions in the north. That isn't your front yard is it..?

It does look well built.. I would bet an amish guy made that one.

..........Crabdog Northerner rebel border commander.

Something stinks and its coming from the north.... smells like a shack...take care of the problem, Commander. Just ask him which exit he's off of.