Deer stand, southern engineering

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Crab Shack

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You boys in the south sure know how to live....:)
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CrabDog

Quote from: CrabShack on May 18, 2006, 02:12:15 PM
You boys in the south sure know how to live....:)

Shack,  Now it isn't nice to take photo's of Islander's house.  He is our rebel leader.  I am just the northerner outpost commander.  My job is to stop yanks form invaidng from the north heading to the wye.  I do let some of you through as some yanks are OK. 
Seaweed is the western commander.  Nothing wrong with being cool while stooping.... It is the simple comforts that make life grand.. you yanks need to to learn that.  I think Joe Crabs and King Crapper   ;D  know how to appreciate the simple things.  You know things like swimming at the BCA party drunk in your underwear.  Or taking every other known yank crabbing at the wye and have a few beers and actually tell everyone the exact spot you caught em in.. these are things us rednecks do... So you need to join your yank brother's in arms and be more like the king.. ( oh My God did I really just say that ). 

P.S.  Seaweed, wants to know what exit you on in Jersey... I know old joke...

BTW nice photos on the other thread.  Austin Powers would approve...

....Crabdog

MD / PA Line

Crab Shack

Actually, there's a bunch of us  around exits 3 and 4 maybe even 2.   We are much farther south in NJ then those other guys.  They are closer to NYC.  A few of us live close to the KING, close enough to smell those cheesesteaks sizzlin.... 8)
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long green crabber

hey crabdog,your right about k.c. knowing a good yank. that`s what he does best.    :laugh:   lgc

R D

Quote from: CrabShack on May 18, 2006, 10:38:40 AM

Just so you know, I've traveled to and seen more places then you've read about in your  picture books....that's assuming you can read.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:   And no, I don't have the impression that people from Florida are like the Bundy family in Married With Children....they are more like the Ted Bundy family.....;) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: And why weren't the  perverts down there arrested, dangling their chads all over the place?    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  The votes got all screwed up cause the people at the voting places left early so they wouldn't miss the early bird special at Denny's.   8)
Isn't NJ where everything they don't want or flush in NYC ends up, and BTW, every idiot you seen on TV protesting that his vote didn't count was a yankee from NJ NY  ::), WE HAD NO PROBLEMS VOTING "W" IN N FLA ;D :laugh: :laugh:Now we do have a manpower problem, for another Civil War, I was reminded by a friend on the board today that it takes 10 southern boys to whip 1 yankee.................9 to shake him out of the tree so the other one can whip him, 8)
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Geckert

Hey RD you may not have a voting problem but thats only because you were able to check your own chads. Bunch of "W" supporters is all that was. Now do not get me wrong I voted for the lesser of two evils also but IMO he cant be gone fast enough. :P
I now have a list.

Crab Shack

Quote from: R D on May 18, 2006, 08:18:50 PM
Isn't NJ where everything they don't want or flush in NYC ends up, and BTW, every idiot you seen on TV protesting that his vote didn't count was a yankee from NJ NY  ::), WE HAD NO PROBLEMS VOTING "W" IN N FLA ;D :laugh: :laugh:Now we do have a manpower problem, for another Civil War, I was reminded by a friend on the board today that it takes 10 southern boys to whip 1 yankee.................9 to shake him out of the tree so the other one can whip him, 8)

All this "superiority" and you guys still lost....:) :)  In this case the end don't justify the means...;) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And why don't you guys in Florida update your voting machines?   The technology they use down there was implemented during  the Roosevelt administration.....Teddy not Frankl :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:n Delano....;)

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R D

Quote from: CrabShack on May 18, 2006, 09:13:56 PM
All this "superiority" and you guys still lost....:) :)  In this case the end don't justify the means...;) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
And why don't you guys in Florida update your voting machines?   The technology they use down there was implemented during  the Roosevelt administration.....Teddy not Frankl :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:n Delano....;)


You are right, i still use a pencil to mark a x by who i want to vote for,
Organized Fishermen of Fla.                                                                                                                              
''Life's tough ... it's even tougher if you're stupid.''
- John Wayne

Crab Shack

Quote from: R D on May 18, 2006, 10:30:50 PM
You are right, i still use a pencil to mark a x by who i want to vote for,



And you probably mark an X on the floor of your boat to mark a hot crabbing spot....:) :) :)
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YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID

R D

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Quote from: CrabShack on May 18, 2006, 10:36:03 PM


And you probably mark an X on the floor of your boat to mark a hot crabbing spot....:) :) :)
:o Well what kind of silly statement is that,  ::)  ::) of course i do, if i put it on the side of the boat where the spot is every yankee down here would follow me around so they could crab in my spot :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Organized Fishermen of Fla.                                                                                                                              
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CrabDog

Quote from: R D on May 18, 2006, 11:47:04 PM
  :o Well what kind of silly statement is that,  ::)  ::) of course i do, if i put it on the side of the boat where the spot is every yankee down here would follow me around so they could crab in my spot :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Good one RD.....

..Cdog
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