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« on: September 01, 2008, 07:18:53 PM »

Violence leads to crabbing ban in Galveston County

A shocking act of violence has lead to an unprecedented ban on crabbing by the Galveston County Sherriff after photos of local crabber, Mr. O. S. Bear, being viciously attacked were made public. In a statement to the press the Sherriff stated
“We believe this heinous act was perpetrated by rogue elements from Louisiana fleeing Hurricane Gustav. We saw a similar pattern of violence develop after Hurricanes Katrina and Rita from these lawless refugees many of whom came from New Orleans, Lake Ponchatrain, and the lower lying coastal areas. We will not tolerate this kind of behavior in Galveston County and are implementing this ban on crabbing until these rogues can be captured by law enforcement officials. We do not want any civilians to attempt to capture any of these violent offenders themselves, but to call the Sherriff’s office immediately if they are sighted and allow law enforcement to neutralize the threat.”

In an interview, the victim’s wife, Mrs. Bear stated
“I just don’t know what we are going to do, he told us he had found this new place to crab and that there were Mumbo’s there and that now we would have plenty of crab to eat every day. He was carrying some Mumbo’s to the cooker outside, when he stumbled and dropped the basket, those bastards just jumped him without mercy and now he’s dead, it is just so senseless. We were just fine before all these unseemly elements came here fleeing the Hurricanes.”

The photos that lead to the crabbing ban were taken just as the victim was being dispatched by several of the suspected rogue Louisianans are posted below.
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« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2008, 07:25:59 PM »

ROFLMAO!!!!!
That was funny!!! You know you are a real man when you can let a crab crawl on you without flinching. laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2008, 07:29:48 PM »

 laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2008, 07:30:34 PM »

Man I love it  laugh  laugh Boy they got some wackos in Galveston  Grin  Grin ...You would be great in New York....
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2008, 08:12:30 PM »

Thats  to  funny ..  laugh laugh laugh laugh jester
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2008, 08:50:59 PM »

Looks like Timaeus tripped him & took all his 10 inch crabs laugh Shocked Shocked laugh
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2008, 10:26:04 PM »

No she has them trained to kill anyone who finds the only spot in the world where all the crabs are 10" and up! That way she has all the super mumbos to herself. behead hanged rifle wings
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« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 05:37:48 AM »

That was great!!!  laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 07:34:45 AM »

   Oldsunbear,

                        Have you ever consider going to Hollywood to make crab movies  Grin Grin Grin laugh laugh juggle juggle juggle


  Great job on the pictures,how many time did the crabs bite laugh laugh laugh
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 08:48:31 AM »

 wink3
so, all the 10" LA crabs are really stolen from Texas... now I get it! 
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« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2008, 09:52:12 AM »

Thanks for the kudos folks,
my wife & kids all think my sense of humor is warpped
( they still laugh, but the give each other that "do we need to get the staight jacket? look" )

As for getting bitten or pinched by the crabs, it almost never happens, when it does happen it is all my fault, I stuck a finger where it doesn't belong (had a few girls tell me that in my younger days)

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" OLDSUNBEAR, THE CRAB WHISPERER"
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« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 10:42:05 AM »

As I'm looking at the pics I'm picturing your wife taking them and calling you all kinds of names.   Grin 

And I thought I had too much time on my hands Wink
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2008, 02:59:54 PM »

did he realy die?? why you all laghing? and why would they banned crabbing its a SIN!!! thumbsdown
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« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2008, 03:01:30 PM »

Oldsunbear....your sense of humor isn't 'warpped'!!! You're gonna fit in just fine here!! laugh laugh laugh Grin
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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2008, 03:02:34 PM »

It's a joke, dude!
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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2008, 03:02:43 PM »

125blackfire...please tell me you're joking... laugh4 laugh4 laugh4
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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2008, 03:04:37 PM »

no i couldnt tell if it was a trueth or a joke. i thought someone chocked him you can see red marks on the neck... Cry
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« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2008, 03:57:27 PM »

no i couldnt tell if it was a trueth or a joke. i thought someone chocked him you can see red marks on the neck... Cry

Come on now, don't be too hard on him and try to remember how naive you were at 14 before you had much experience with all the warped minds there are in the world, especially the accumulation of them on this board  Grin   Grin   Roll Eyes   Roll Eyes   Huh   Huh   laugh   laugh   
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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2008, 12:22:36 AM »

no i couldnt tell if it was a trueth or a joke. i thought someone chocked him you can see red marks on the neck... Cry

Lota guys down there have rednecks laugh
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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2008, 10:31:53 AM »

HAD ME GOING...................
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