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« on: February 27, 2017, 11:07:33 PM »


Grand Isle Police Department Claims Crab Stole Money And Drugs From Evidence Locker
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Grand Isle, LA – After half of the Grand Isle Police Department was arrested in an ongoing corruption probe this month, the Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office is tasked with getting to the bottom of serious allegations made against this small-town police force.
When pressed about evidence suspiciously disappearing, the Grand Isle Police Department is claiming that a blue crab found its way into the evidence room and made off with drugs and money.  The communication’s officer for G.I.P.D. issued this statement:

    A crab could have easily shimmied his way under the door and made off with as much coke and cash as he could carry. It all makes sense. We got reports of a crab, a real party animal, dancing the night away with some locals. All three of our officers are out there right now, canvassing every bar and dance floor trying to catch the crab. That’s our top priority. While the Jefferson Parish Sheriff is wasting his time investigating us, we’re actually out there doing real police work, looking for the real criminal.

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Pictured Above: The suspect, wanted boiled or alive. If seen, do not hesitate to call the Grand Isle Police Department.
At the time of print, The Push Pole learned that the Grand Isle Police Department received a tip that the crab in question was last seen in Destin, Florida. The entire department will likely be deployed to the Sunshine State to apprehend this hardened criminal who continues to thumb his nose at law enforcement.
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« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2017, 08:34:33 AM »

You know, I think that bastard stole my wallet!!! laugh laugh laugh
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